Thursday, December 30, 2010

शायद ज़िंदगी बदल रही है...




जब मैं छोटा था, शायद दुनिया

बहुत बड़ी हुआ करती थी..

मुझे याद है मेरे घर से "स्कूल" तक
का वो रास्ता, क्या क्या नहीं था वहां,
चाट के ठेले, जलेबी की दुकान,

बर्फ के गोले, सब कुछ,

अब वहां "मोबाइल शॉप",

"विडियो पार्लर" हैं,

फिर भी सब सूना है..

शायद अब दुनिया सिमट रही है...






जब मैं छोटा था,

शायद शामें बहुत लम्बी हुआ करती थीं...


मैं हाथ में पतंग की डोर पकड़े,

घंटों उड़ा करता था,

वो लम्बी "साइकिल रेस",

वो बचपन के खेल,

वो हर शाम थक के चूर हो जाना,

अब शाम नहीं होती, दिन ढलता है

और सीधे रात हो जाती है.


शायद वक्त सिमट रहा है..




जब मैं छोटा था,

शायद दोस्ती

बहुत गहरी हुआ करती थी,

दिन भर वो हुजूम बनाकर खेलना,

वो दोस्तों के घर का खाना,

वो लड़कियों की बातें,

वो साथ रोना...

अब भी मेरे कई दोस्त हैं,

पर दोस्ती जाने कहाँ है,

जब भी "traffic signal" पे मिलते हैं

"Hi" हो जाती है,

और अपने अपने रास्ते चल देते हैं,

होली, दीवाली, जन्मदिन,

नए साल पर बस
SMS आ जाते हैं,

शायद अब रिश्ते बदल रहें हैं..



जब मैं छोटा था,

तब खेल भी अजीब हुआ करते थे,


छुपन छुपाई, लंगडी टांग,

पोषम पा, कट केक,

टिप्पी टीपी टाप.


अब
internet, office,

से फुर्सत ही नहीं मिलती..

शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है.




जिंदगी का सबसे बड़ा सच यही है..

जो अक्सर कबरिस्तान के बाहर

बोर्ड पर लिखा होता है...

"मंजिल तो यही थी,

बस जिंदगी गुज़र गयी मेरी

यहाँ आते आते"




ज़िंदगी का लम्हा बहुत छोटा सा है.
..

कल की कोई बुनियाद नहीं है

और आने वाला कल सिर्फ सपने में ही है..

अब बच गए इस पल में..

तमन्नाओं से भरी इस जिंदगी में

हम सिर्फ भाग रहे हैं..

कुछ रफ़्तार धीमी करो,

मेरे दोस्त,

और इस ज़िंदगी को जियो...

खूब जियो मेरे दोस्त,

और औरों को भी जीना सिखाओ..
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मेल के लिए धन्यवाद अनुज :)

Cheers!
:)

Thursday, December 23, 2010

What women want in a man


The BIG question.. answered!

Hey boys! You often wonder "What the hell does she want from me?" I know that question is a mystery that can never be solved, its remains and will always remain the most FAQ and NEVER addressed answer :P

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”

SIGMUND FREUD, Ernest Jones' Sigmund Freud: Life and Work


But here is your chance to win the girl of your dream with some bit of useful information that is common to most of the female species in this world of every age group. Go ahead and read the key to the date you were looking for from so long...


What women want in a man at age 25:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty

6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover




What women want in a man at age 35:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week




What women want in a man at age 45:


1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends




What women want in a man at age 55:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What women want in a man at age 65:

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend




What women want in a man at age 75:


1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet












Cheers!
:)

Post courtesy - Funny2.com

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Filmi love Letter

A Filmy proposal and reply:


Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,


KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked myself HUM APKE HAIN KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE. I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and I’ll make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE. Please JAANAM SAMJHA KARO that PYAAR KOI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not AA AB LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEIN. There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS, then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don’t worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE. KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.


Yours Sincerely,

DEEWANA MASTANA.

The Reply:


Dear Deewana Mastana,


Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH KUR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you are a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! If you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these YAADEIN. You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I would do to you if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF you will feel DARR from me. You are a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SADAK. I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR, you sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! I can’t believe you think I’ll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don’t you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their can’t be no EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and it’s always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELETUM. Besides I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He’s no KHAL NAYAK like you... And he’s my real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI. And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he’s a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll MURDER you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.


Yours Faithfully,

GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI

Post taken from funonthenet.

Cheers!

:)




Thursday, December 16, 2010

Men Vs. Women

Men Vs. Women:
Some subtle (and some not so subtle) differences


Handwriting:

Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.

Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.


Groceries:

Women: A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things.

Men: A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane.


Relationships:

Women: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.

Men: A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.


Sex:

Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay.

Men: They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplay.


Maturity:

Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults.

Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.


Magazines:

Men: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body.

Women: Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.


Bathrooms:

Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.


Shoes:

Women: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk.

Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Let's not talk about how many days he'll wear the same socks.


Cats:

Women: Women love cats.

Men: Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.


Children:

Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.

Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


Dressing Up:


Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.

Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.


Laundry:

Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.

Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by reruns of old episodes of "Love American Style."


Eating Out:

Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.

Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.


Mirrors:

Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.

Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads.


Menopause:

Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual.

Men: Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction - he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.


The Phone:

Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.

Women: A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.


Richard Gere:

Women: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way.

Men: Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.


Madonna: Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.


Toys:

Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then when they reach the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest.

Men: Men never grow out of their toy obsession. As they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of men's toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate.



Cameras:


Men: Men take photography very seriously. They'll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes.

Women: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures.



Locker Rooms:

Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women.

Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.



Movies:

Women: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man.

Men: The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.


Jewelry:

Women: Women look nice when they wear jewelry.

Men: A man can get away with wearing one ring and that's it. Any more than that and he will look like a singer named Buppi.


Conversation:

Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size."

Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasn't it?" "Yeah." Pause. And so on.


Leg Warmers:

Women:
Leg warmers are sexy. A woman, even if she's walking the dog or doing the dishes, is allowed to wear leg warmers. She can wear them any time she wants.


Men: A man can only wear leg warmers if he is auditioning for the "Gimme the Ball" number in "A Chorus Line."


Friends:


Women:
Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time.


Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or "got any more beer?"


Restrooms:


Women:
Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.


Men:
Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"

Thank you - funny2.com for the post!

Cheers!
:)



Monday, December 13, 2010

Where am I?

Imagine you are going to buy aloo pyaz that your mom asked you to get for dinner. Suddenly when you are walking in the road, because the footpath is being renovated with new tiles, a Maruti Omni (aka Maruti Van) stops and pulls you inside.

You see four hatte katte men inside looking at you dangerously and giving a even more dangerous smile. They tie your hands and block your mouth so you cant shout. They then blindfold you and give you chloroform so you go phissssssss.....

Next thing you know is you are in a place, you are completely alien to. You guess correctly its India 'cauz you see the Indian color all around you. How do you guess which part of India you are in? Ill tell you. Look for 2 people fighting with each other and bang on, you'll know where you are. How? Read on!

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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI


Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!


Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI


Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD


Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE


Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. Peace settles in.
That's CHENNAI


Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA


Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !


Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA!!!

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Okay I know this is not the best of ideas to know where you are, but still keep in mind it may help!

Thank you Aseem Sir, for the email :)

Cheers
:)

Teaming up various Indians

Ever imagined what would happen if we team up various Indians region wise? No? Read on!

Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team.

Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = Carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = Carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = Carper Exporters
Four Kashmiris = The Shikara Foundation of Kashmir

Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m .
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.

Bombayite
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum.
Four Bombayites = the number of people
standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.

Haryanvi
One Haryanavi = tube light
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four haryanavi = actually just one was enough

I received this as an Email, no offense meant. Please take this in a fun spirit, I have no intentions of hurting any community and their sentiments :)


Cheers :)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Management Story

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted another man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me Sir, can you help me? I promised a friend, I would meet her an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

''You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am", replied the man. 'How did you know?'

''Well", answered the man in the balloon, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."

The engineer below responded, "You must be in Top Management."

''I am", replied the balloonist, "but, how did you know?''

"Well," said the Engineer,

"You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems."

Thank you Rajesh for the email :)

Cheers!
:)


Thursday, November 25, 2010

Let go...



This one is for you Gugu.There goes the last ray of my hope,
it just got all the more tough to cope.
I tried to work it out but all in vain,
my pillows got wet and heart cried with pain.

He looks at me with closed eyes,
and listens to me with deaf ears.
my heart tells me to cry but he tells me,
that its time to face my fears.

I see my love dying slowly in front of my eyes,
oh it pains hard, like lightning from the thundering skies.
someone please pinch me, wake me up from this dream of lies,
and take me out from the scary nights where only hopelessness flies.

I dont want to go away, I dont want to let it go,
I dont want to leave this boat and together want to row.
I dont want to the face the night alone and go apart,
I want to hold your hand and never want to part.

Oh wont you listen to me, who said I'll love u till my breath last,
where are the promises you made in the days past?
I dont expect you to be the Romeo or a tiger tearer,
but be my friend, my healer, at least be my pain sharer.

Alas, you cant stand for me, and you will move on,
I'll be left alone only to shed tears and mourn.
I have to live and smile and live this long life full of hate,
with the pain in the corner of my heart that'll say 'what if he was my soul mate'

:)

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Yahoo Answers - How Do I Get a BoyFriend?

Yahoo Answers is a funny place. I was just going through some questions when I came across this one. The answers, written very sincerely by the helpers, are all the more funny. Read on!


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How do I get a boyfriend in middle school when everyone thinks im fat and ugly?


Everyone in my school thinks i am fat and ugly and i like these guys that are one and two grades ahead of me and one is my friend ( the two year guy) and one is, well, not my friend he thinks im a stalker...i liked him for a while. please help!


by Jose

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters


First of all, if you are only five pounds or even ten pounds overweight you shouldn't even be reading this article! You are not fat or anything, you just feel self-conscious.


For people who do feel that they are fat (hate to use that word), here are some tips to get the guy.
Wear clothes that match and look stylish. Wearing a plain t-shirt and some jeans make your fat stand out. Trust me. Instead, wear a comfortable fitting shirt with great designs on it with a low neckline and bright colors. Baggy jeans with a hole or two always looks hot and you can fab it up a bit with a stylish belt and sparkly necklace. The point is to pick clothes that make your fashion and style stand out, not your fat.
Make your hair look amazing by giving it a new hair style or color. Even just neatly brushed hair is great looking. Never tie your hair back, it makes you look even more overweight. Have it hang down and bounce on your shoulders.


Walk with style and grace. Don't pound around and drag your feet all day. This just makes you look like a drab.
SMILE! People will be looking at your face and not your body.
Exercise wouldn't hurt at all. Do some exercises at least for 20 minutes every day and make sure you eat right. You may be overweight, but that doesn't mean you can't be healthy!
Be nice to people and respect them. Make some friends (the right kind) and just be yourself. Glamour isn't the answer to everything
Don't wear clothes where your stomach is squeezed and comes out (AKA Extreme Muffin Top). Instead, wear slightly looser clothes and layer them.
Getting right down to it...6 out of every ten guys like a girl because of her personality and style. If your overweight, why should it matter? Just be happy and flirty and the guys won't be thinking about how fat you are...just how nice and cute you are![citation needed]

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by Gabby bbyx!

You are who you are. People are assholes, lets face it. You shouldn't have to glamourous yourself to an extent just so you can "fit in" if you are "fat" and "ugly" then oh well. Its not like you cant change that so you can. Go after someone who's worth something. obv hes not worth it...



by Rhiannon

hey, i think im overweight too,
and i like boys
but im too fat
so im thinking of going on a diet
but its really hard because i have no self control when i eat
but really i think im gonna wait for a guy who likes me for me
not my size
good luck in the future x



by finaltur…

when i was in middle sckool i was super fat and thought i wasnt fat but i was, and lost weight in a month when i realized it cause no guys would ask me out...so i met with a nutritionist and she gave me a way to lose major weight in a month. all grain all day with 2 gallons of water and walking



by Madison M

you know whats weird? I have the same problem. My crush thinks Im a stalker. Im overweight. I REALLY want a boyfriend.
Im trying to lose weight. I stretch every morning, exercise a little, eat less, I even belly dance a little:P
My sides are trimming down, and Im seeing some results!!



Other Answers (7)



by Tracy Turnblad

Hey sweetie. Let me just tell you something: it gets better. I went through an awkward stage just like you sound like you're going through in middle school. I lost about thirty pounds in the eighth grade, and suddenly it was over. I got no attention from guys in middle school, and that's okay, because here's another thing: you have plenty of time. Focus on developing your mind and your heart and making your body healthy right now, and the rest will fall into place.

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by lilyyyyy...

okay listen. my friend had the same problem when we were younger. if you don't like your appearance, try to change it. i think you should try to lose weight. don't do ANYTHING too crazy, just try to slow down on the chips and brownies, and speed up on the fruits and veggies. but don't go crazy. your body needs some of everything. try to exercise a little. at least 30 minutes a day if you can. go for a light jog around your block. as for the ugly, everyone is beautiful, you just have to let it show! try to do your hair. if it's naturally straight, make sure you wash it good so it's never greasy. if you have curly hair, try to put mousse in it and let the curls go pretty. part your hair on the side. if you have bangs, then of course you part it to the side, but if you don't, then try to do it anyway. if you want, (you don't have to) wear a LITTLE makeup. like maybe some mascara.

don't push anything with guys. there is someone out there for everyone. i didn't kiss a boy until i was a freshman and my first boyfriend wasn't until i was 16, so relax.

GOOD LUCKKK <33

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by maikoxo2...

Honey, I bet you are a beautiful person inside and out. It doesn't matter what other people think, but don't go into

a relatioship for the wrong reasons. Remember: love is respect. Having a relationship isn't everything, even if it may seem like it is. Take it from somebody who's been there, done that, and bought the T-Shirt.

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by Lila M

Dude, your in middle school. Get guys off your mind and more into your education.. NOT TO MUCH.. some people forget about life when they are really into their studies.

Leave guys for highschool or something. Pluss your young, i bet your not that fat.

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by Alyx

ok, first of all sweety, middle school "boyfriends" arent really boyfriends. youre just friends who say you are going out to seem cool. just dont try until; you get in high school. kk?

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by XxBringD...

who needs boyfriends in middle school? D:
you're too good for them anyway.


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