Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Different Perceptions: Men & Women

I look at it as some extra fat on my bum, he looks at it as ooh yum-yum! Man and woman will always have different perceptions about everything. Now listen to this small tale, with one incident and two opinions. Man and Woman. Read on!

Women friends chatting -

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterward talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work -

Husband 1: How was your evening?

Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

Thank you Rajesh for the mail :)


The Trolley Story

Wonder how lack of experience can make a certain situation worse? Of course there must be many examples that you face in your day to day life, like - Yum looking but actually only half cooked dal, white cloth turning to a multi colored cloth after washed by you etc. One such thing is shown below and though we may find it funny right now, it may have been bad for people then. But I looked at it from a little different perspective... not so serious. Dekho dekho...

So a baby car has fallen off a road and mummy trolley has come for the rescue!

And so mummy trolley starts to pull the drenched baby car..

"Oh yes baby, just a little more and you are out!"

But it seems, mummy trolley really likes the water. "Thats it! I also wanna come in that water, it looks so cool!"

They are having fun until....

The daddy trolley comes for rescue.

The baby car is out. "Ghar chalo, aaj to pitayi hogi"

"Chalo tum bhi chalo, kya bachchon jaise harkat karti ho tum bhi jaaneman"

"Par mujhe to paani achcha lag ra hai, tum bhi aa jao na, ab baby car to safe hai"

"OK honey! Here I come...." SPLASH!!


Monday, October 4, 2010

Ek chuhe ki kahani

Ek baar ek Professor ne ek practical experiment kiya.

Usne ek Chuha liya aur
uske ek taraf cake aur dusri taraf Chuhe ki wife (chuhia) rakh di.
Chuha foran Cake Ki taraf lapka.

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar Roti rakhi.
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka.

Is tarah kai baar food item badle.
Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaaga.

So Professor concluded: "Isse ye saabit ho gaya ke bhukh mei hi sabse badi taqat hai."

Itne mein last row se ek awaz aayi - "Sir, ek bar chuhiya bhi badal ke dekhte!"


But its not the same, no, not the same no more..

One of my dear friends called me up a few days ago. He sounded a little upset. When I asked him about the reason for being sad, he said that things had changed around him. He feels that his friends have changed. They were not the same as they used to be earlier. Everybody is tangled in their lives, managing office, girlfriends, family, traffic and stress. I thought he was right, but as I am, a believer in relationships, I felt there has to be a way out. Its all a perception and things can improve with time. I couldn't have given him ma lecture, cauz he was not in a state of listening to my gyan. So I wrote a few lines and sms-ed him. Today I thought, Ill share it here as well.. You may like it or may be not. Read on!

But its not the same, no, not the same no more..

They were your friends in good times and bad,
You laughed & cried together when happy or sad..
went driving at mid night n boozed till ur throats went soar,
but its not the same, no, not the same no more..

You shared same room, same baths and same shirt,

ate same food and never complained about the dirt..
you were traveling in the same boat with different ore,
but its not the same, no, not the same no more..

They told you about their crushes n they asked you about yours,

you spent ur days boozing in the car with closed doors..
you were best friends n spent days that you still adore,
but its not the same, no, not the same no more..

They say change is constant, but remember honey, people change not friends,

the time is not fair n thus are not the saddening trends..
If u want it you will have what n whoever u truly adore,
and it will be the same, yes, it will be the same again for sure...


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