Tuesday, January 18, 2011

How to make a woman happy

In my earlier post I gave gyan on the universal unanswered question "What woman want in Man?". Today lets enter into yet another mysterious zone of how to make a woman happy. Aakhir kaise?

You know, being a woman myself, I feel it's not difficult to make a woman happy. There are just some little expectations pretties have from their partners. Here is a small list.

A a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. And never forget:
  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes
Easy! Isn't it? :P

Oh and for pretties, HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY? Duh! I thought you already knew it!

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer.


A Software Employee On the Heaven's Door

Teen log marne ke baad swarg ke derwaje per pahuche. Bhagwaan unka swarg ke darwaje ke bahar wait kar rahe the. Andar jane ke liye sabko apna apna description dena tha and based on that they would be allowed to enter heaven.

1st Man: Pranam Prabhu! Main pujari hu, maine aapki zindgi bher sewa ki. Kripaya mujhe ander aane dijiye.
God: Jhooth. Next!

2nd Man: Prabhu main docter hun, maine logo ki zindgi bher sewa ki. Kripaya mujhe ander aane dijiye.
God: Bakwaas. Next

3rd Man: Bhagwaan, main ek software company me… naukri kar...
God: Bas kar pagle, rulayega kya... chal andar aaja...


Thursday, January 13, 2011

How Popular is the iPhone Anyway :)

The thing is, I have not put this data here for what it is, like an informative piece or something. JLT is not about informing people, its about making you smile and smiling myself. I loved the way facts and numbers are presented in this. I'm sure you'll like it too.. Click at the bottom of the image to enlarge and have fun!

Click here to READ what the picture says :P

Thanks BillShrink for the post!



Monday, January 10, 2011

Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho! :)
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the..
Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo.
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge..
Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo.
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai..
Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo.
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai.
Husband: Paraanthe?
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?? X-(
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife: Roz-roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye..
Husband: Kadhi chawal?
Wife: Dahi nahi hai.
Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!! X-|
Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.
Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho! :)

Thank you Vivek for the mail :)


Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Another set of wallpapers

I made two more wallpapers. I took reference from internet. Loved both. Using one of these. You may like these. Decorate your desktop with these colorful wallpapers, wo bhi free! free! free! :)



Click here to download

Edited Later - I created another one here. Will be adding all new ones I create in this post itself so my blog is not full of wallpapers :P

Ocean - Created on 24/1/11


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Self Created Wallpapers

Hey everybody!

I had NOTHING to do at all today, so created few wallpapers that I'm going to use. Aakhir apna kaam kise achcha nahi lagta :P

You may like these too, I have open files for these, in case you Really really like any but it doesnt fir in your screen, lemme know, Ill send you personalized with your name and my autograph! :P

The Haunted Pawns

Silly Flowers

Vicious Circles