Wednesday, August 18, 2010

But alas this wouldn't be read again and it wouldn't be understood....

OK before you start reading the poem below, let me tell you this is not a funny poem. It isn't one that would make you laugh. This is not a copy paste. Its a poem from a girl, deeply in love, to her lover who doesn't seem to care much. Its something that came up randomly... just like that.. read on!

I wish I had a poem that could say my feelings to you,
I tried searching the web, but I couldn't find one too.
Then I thought I'll write it and send it to my Robinhood,
But alas this wouldn't be read again, and it
wouldn't be understood...

I thought I'll write my soul, my heart and my story to my mate,

about how I go speechless when they ask me about our fate.
They ask me whats the matter, isn't it late, is there any way?
And I say he is ready and he will one day take me away...

I know I sound stupid to you 'cauz you think that I'm high,

but that's how I could express myself to baby my.
Cauz I'm waiting for my prince to come and take me for my good,
but alas this wouldn't be read again and it wouldn't be understood....


Friday, August 13, 2010

Le gaye gunde Dhaniya ko!

This ad tells you precisely why you should have an attached toilet in your house!

Thanks to Vitasta for the tweet :)


Friday, August 6, 2010

Confused. Complicated. Girl. Lady. Female. Woman.


There used to be a time when I got 5 - 6 forwarded mails everyday. Those were the days... It seems like we wold be telling our kids, "Beta we used to use mails for just fun as well in our time, apart from sending resume or receiving spam and bills here." Anyway I received this forwarded mail after a looong time today. Thought you would enjoy it too... Its about women. Read on!

"A woman (pl: women) is a female human. The term woman is usually reserved for an adult, with the term girl being the usual term for a female child or adolescent. However, the term woman is also sometimes used to identify a female human, regardless of age, as in phrases such as "Women's rights"." - This is how a women has been explained in the Wikipedia. Interesting? I dont think so. Wait Ill show you another way to understand a women.

This is how a mathematician would explain what a woman is -

What about a Physics student? Here is what he thinks a woman is -

Here why a lawyer always hopes his "Kabil dost" or the lawyer of the opposition, is never a female -

Here is how a woman's circuit is designed by an Electrician -

OK so you thought there are no male shopaholic? There are but errr they are a little different from a female shopaholic (Well shopaholic and females are synonyms anyway!)

And finally a normal man, a layman, or your boyfriend understands you like this. Each blue ball is a question, an unanswered problem or a query in a woman's mind. Simple isn't it?


P.S - Thank you Aseem Sir for the mail :)