Friday, July 31, 2009

What boys do to get Girls

This is a real funny clip on what all boys do to get girls! Have a look and I'm sure you will ROFL! I did!

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Recession T-Shirts!

Here are few Recession T-Shirts for you ppl. Have a look and get printing!














(Via Email by Rahul Jain)

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

An Awesome Reply

We always face situations where boss says to complete the works in no time.... take extra resources if you want..... maybe this reply can help in those situations....It was a hot meeting at the office conference hall. All the people from the department had been called. The VP was looking much tensed.

The mood was so bad. My friend asked me -"Hey, what is this meeting all about? I told - May be they will decide on when to have the next meeting. People around smiled at each other. Then the VP started talking. It was about the recent attrition rate that was so high. The VP turned to the manager and told "Hey - take how much ever resources you want. Recruit or take them from other departments. But complete the work in another 25 days. Take people and complete it man.

To this the sweet manager replied "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and I shall show you results. Don't give me nine wives and one month. I cannot do anything." The VP was not prepared for this answer. We looked at the manager and thought "What an Awesome Reply man!"


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Which Car?

Michael, Francis and Ubaldo are standing at the Gates of Heaven being interviewed by St. Peter.

“Ok you, Michael, how many times did you cheat on your wife??”

“Let me be honest Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three different women a year all my married life”.

“Ok, your car in heaven is that Hyundai Santro there. Goodbye.”

St. Peter turns to Francis, “How many times did you cheat on your wife??”

Francis replies, “I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did cheat on my wife twice.”

St. Peter says, “OK, your car in heaven is that Honda Civic. Here's the keys. Get going!”

He then looks at Ubaldo, “And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife??”

Ubaldo lifts his head high and replies, “I am proud to say that in over twenty years of marriage, I never cheated on my wife. In fact, my beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained celibate the whole time!”

St Peter replies, “Very impressive. Your car in heaven is that BMW Z4-M Roadster convertible. Goodbye!”

Michael and Francis have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting for their friend. Ubaldo turns up in his BMW but he is crying his heart out.

Michael asks, “Arrre! What's the matter with you? We should be crying. We're stuck with these cheaper models and you got an expensive BMW!"

Between sobs Ubaldo explains, “I just saw my wife driving a Nano!”


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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Who is it?

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr.Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child,and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"



Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.



Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"


And Bush replies in disgust,"Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Outdoor Advertising - Impressive

This is one of the most innovative outdoor ads I have come across in my life. Reebok. Have a look.


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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Which is More Painful?

After the gay sex has been legalized in India, which one do you think is more painful.....?


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Just Another Test

Read the question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.

This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one has gotten it right, including me .

woman , while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know.


She thought this guy was simply ' amazing ' , very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that!


She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

.A few days later she killed her FIRST sister.



Question:
What is her motive in killing her sister?

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She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If
you answered this correctly , you think like a psychopath . This was a test by a famous

American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested

serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn ' t answer

the question correctly, good for you.

Be sure to share the test!


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