Monday, January 10, 2011

Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho! :)
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the..
Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo.
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge..
Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo.
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai..
Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo.
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai.
Husband: Paraanthe?
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?? X-(
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife: Roz-roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye..
Husband: Kadhi chawal?
Wife: Dahi nahi hai.
Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!! X-|
Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.
Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho! :)

Thank you Vivek for the mail :)



  1. LOL !! :D bechara pati!

  2. Dear Mr. Anonymous,

    Thank you! :)

    Shakespeare said "Whats in the name?" Guess you like him too much :P

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  3. OMG poor hubby..ha ha this story gets repeated in every home! ha ha..khane main kya banaun...

  4. thank GOD ! my wife is not like that...

  5. heyy . i think u r sharing ur experienece out here by dationg all of them .. lolz

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  6. Thank you for your comments!

    Himadri - I agree to that, most of my friends said the same! :P

    Anuj - You are one lucky man :)

    Shanu - Im a female and not married yet but yes this may be my dad's experience :P

    Nikita - Thanks sweetie!

    Keep Reading,

  7. Wah!!! the chronicles of a bechara Indian pati I should say.

  8. omg!! i do that to my husband all the time!!! LOL!!