Monday, December 13, 2010

Teaming up various Indians

Ever imagined what would happen if we team up various Indians region wise? No? Read on!

Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team.

Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = Carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = Carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = Carper Exporters
Four Kashmiris = The Shikara Foundation of Kashmir

Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m .
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.

Bombayite
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum.
Four Bombayites = the number of people
standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.

Haryanvi
One Haryanavi = tube light
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four haryanavi = actually just one was enough

I received this as an Email, no offense meant. Please take this in a fun spirit, I have no intentions of hurting any community and their sentiments :)


Cheers :)

12 comments:

  1. Awesome ! How did u get all those lines ?!

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  2. Abhijeet I got these on an Email, just edited few. Great you liked it!

    Thank you Bee :)

    Keep Reading,
    :)

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  3. My favorite quote these days...
    I asked God for a car, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a car and asked for forgiveness.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VERY NICE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    RAHUL JAIN

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  4. Can there be something like
    One Birdie ..
    Two Birdie's.... and so on :)

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  5. Thank you Avinash :)

    Thanks Rahul - Its so good to see a comment from you :)

    Archie - You mean - ek chidiya, anek chidiya? :P

    Keep Reading
    :)

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  6. heyy Birdie.....this is really a laughing stock...I thoroughly enjoyed....keep smiling.....happy blogging...!!
    :)

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  7. Thank you sweetheart! Love your blog too :)
    Muah!

    Keep Reading,
    :)

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  8. Amazing!! I liked reading most of the stuff on your blog...especially...Men Vs. Women!!;)

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  9. Thank you Aditya and Mr/Ms Anonymous :)

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