Thursday, December 23, 2010

What women want in a man


The BIG question.. answered!

Hey boys! You often wonder "What the hell does she want from me?" I know that question is a mystery that can never be solved, its remains and will always remain the most FAQ and NEVER addressed answer :P

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is “What does a woman want?”

SIGMUND FREUD, Ernest Jones' Sigmund Freud: Life and Work


But here is your chance to win the girl of your dream with some bit of useful information that is common to most of the female species in this world of every age group. Go ahead and read the key to the date you were looking for from so long...


What women want in a man at age 25:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty

6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover




What women want in a man at age 35:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week




What women want in a man at age 45:


1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends




What women want in a man at age 55:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What women want in a man at age 65:

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend




What women want in a man at age 75:


1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet












Cheers!
:)

Post courtesy - Funny2.com

4 comments:

  1. HA ha shikha so true! But I guess this is only in our imaginative world!

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  2. I know, for men, perfection is always under construction! :P

    Hi5!

    Keep Reading,
    :)

    p.s: Thank god, there are no male comments here as yet :P

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  3. Chidiya, Men will die but still can't satisfy women's everlasting desires :(

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