Where am I?

Imagine you are going to buy aloo pyaz that your mom asked you to get for dinner. Suddenly when you are walking in the road, because the footpath is being renovated with new tiles, a Maruti Omni (aka Maruti Van) stops and pulls you inside.

You see four hatte katte men inside looking at you dangerously and giving a even more dangerous smile. They tie your hands and block your mouth so you cant shout. They then blindfold you and give you chloroform so you go phissssssss.....

Next thing you know is you are in a place, you are completely alien to. You guess correctly its India 'cauz you see the Indian color all around you. How do you guess which part of India you are in? Ill tell you. Look for 2 people fighting with each other and bang on, you'll know where you are. How? Read on!

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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI


Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!


Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI


Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD


Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE


Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. Peace settles in.
That's CHENNAI


Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA


Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".
That's KERALA !


Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
You are in GOA!!!

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Okay I know this is not the best of ideas to know where you are, but still keep in mind it may help!

Thank you Aseem Sir, for the email :)

Cheers
:)

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