Thursday, October 15, 2009

Inglish ij a phunny language!

A murder of English language thats really Funny. I died laughing!!
Read On!


The Funny Leave Applications

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"

Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave"

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10'o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Some Funny English usage:

An Application:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...."

A Letter:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith.... "

But I love this one the most!

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Cheers!
:)



1 comment:

  1. hello.. dat was funny enuf to check myself if i was not typing those silly mistakes..!! been a not so good student of my english teacher..!!

    nice blog .. came across was clicking some profiles on twitter..!!
    keep smiling..!! :))

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