Inglish ij a phunny language!
The Funny Leave Applications
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days"
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave"
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10'o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Some Funny English usage:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...."
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
"I am enclosed herewith.... "
But I love this one the most!
A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.