Politically correct jokes

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing some documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'

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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th Sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..

Bush: What buildings ? What people ??

Musharraf: Oh, What time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour !!!

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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.

The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker.'

Oh !! Then, it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl' the policeman answers.

'But I am not an American!' - says the man.

'Oh, what are you then ?'

The man says: 'I am a Pakistani.'

The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills innocent American dog !!'


P.S: These jokes are written in a light hearted manner by somebody, not me. Nothing to be taken seriously please! :)

Cheers!