Rule: Even if you got her out alone, just when you are about to let her know about your feelings, she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to Rule: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything in the ratio 9:1.
Axiom: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smiles for the guys)
If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
The nicer she is... the quicker u will be dumped.
The more the makeup, worse the looks.
99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.
The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed.
The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
Theory of relativity - The more you run towards a hot chick, the more she goes away from you.
The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
- You are dressed badly
- You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
- Have a bad hair day
All the good girls are either nuns or married. The rest go around with you and ruin ur money, health and leave you a total wreck.
The more seriously you like a girl, the more seriously her dad will hate you.
The love you shower a girl with, is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you.