Monday, February 1, 2010

Some Laws on Chicks

Some laws on chicks:


Rule: Even if you got her out alone, just when you are about to let her know about your feelings, she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to Rule: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything in the ratio 9:1.

Axiom: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smiles for the guys)

If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

The nicer she is... the quicker u will be dumped.

The more the makeup, worse the looks.

99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.

The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed.

The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

Theory of relativity - The more you run towards a hot chick, the more she goes away from you.

The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-

  • You are dressed badly
  • You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
  • Have a bad hair day

All the good girls are either nuns or married. The rest go around with you and ruin ur money, health and leave you a total wreck.

The more seriously you like a girl, the more seriously her dad will hate you.

The love you shower a girl with, is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you.

Cheers!
:)



8 comments:

  1. Oh wow...such a romantic post just before Valentines Day...lol. But aren't laws meant to be broken? ;-)

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  2. loved it. how can u write such a cool post on chicks? I'm asking this coz u r one of them. lol.

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  3. nice one.
    what about writing an article on 'same laws on dudes' :)

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  4. oopss! Copy paste of "Murphy Laws Of Life".

    Ciao!

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  6. The nicer she is... the quicker u will be dumped.

    :) very true and I am the live example for it :)

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  7. Dear Dnyaneshwar,

    More bad you are, the longer you will stay with her :P

    Keep Reading,
    :)

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