A Software Employee On the Heaven's Door

Teen log marne ke baad swarg ke derwaje per pahuche. Bhagwaan unka swarg ke darwaje ke bahar wait kar rahe the. Andar jane ke liye sabko apna apna description dena tha and based on that they would be allowed to enter heaven.

1st Man: Pranam Prabhu! Main pujari hu, maine aapki zindgi bher sewa ki. Kripaya mujhe ander aane dijiye.
God: Jhooth. Next!

2nd Man: Prabhu main docter hun, maine logo ki zindgi bher sewa ki. Kripaya mujhe ander aane dijiye.
God: Bakwaas. Next

3rd Man: Bhagwaan, main ek software company me… naukri kar...
God: Bas kar pagle, rulayega kya... chal andar aaja...

Cheers!
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