Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?Wife: Jo aap kaho! :)
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the..
Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo.
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge..
Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo.
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai..
Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo.
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai.
Husband: Paraanthe?
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?? X-(
Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife: Roz-roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye..
Husband: Kadhi chawal?
Wife: Dahi nahi hai.
Husband: Idly sambar?
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!! X-|
Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.
Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho! :)
Thank you Vivek for the mail :)
Cheers!
:)
LOL !! :D bechara pati!
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteThank you! :)
Shakespeare said "Whats in the name?" Guess you like him too much :P
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Birdie
OMG poor hubby..ha ha this story gets repeated in every home! ha ha..khane main kya banaun...
ReplyDeletethank GOD ! my wife is not like that...
ReplyDeleteheyy . i think u r sharing ur experienece out here by dationg all of them .. lolz
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Hahaha good one!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your comments!
ReplyDeleteHimadri - I agree to that, most of my friends said the same! :P
Anuj - You are one lucky man :)
Shanu - Im a female and not married yet but yes this may be my dad's experience :P
Nikita - Thanks sweetie!
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Birdie
super LOL!!
ReplyDeleteWah!!! the chronicles of a bechara Indian pati I should say.
ReplyDeleteomg!! i do that to my husband all the time!!! LOL!!
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