They say everything in the world happens for a reason. Well I would say 'almost' everything, because there are somethings which just happen.. You know, just like that! Like my blog just happened JLT! Its about this and that and that! Some stuff that I write and some stuff from the internet. Read on!
Ok we all have completed our schools and all those silly things we used to do when we were kids. This post is just to recall the stuff we did when we were still innocent... Have a look and smile! Im sure you will... :)
Did you know the formula for (a+b)2, this kid definitely has his own version... Dont miss the teacher's comment.
And do you know who Hitler was? This kid got confused between an Art and History class...
What about the limits, l=a-b? Do you remember? seems this kid has his own formula...
I have created this strip myself without any photoshop or corel draw. Where? On PinkiStrips.com. I found this self making comic strip site. & I think its not bad at all.
You can upload photos and add text to it. You can also ad some photoshop effects and the best thing is you can download this for your Tshirt, Mugs and other stuff free of cost without any knowledge of these hifi softwares. This is best for idiots like me.
After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam.”
Professor, “Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?”
Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”
Its 7:30 PM, Im in office planning to go home, I have a good news and I have a bad news too. They have unblocked Blogger so Im happy that I can blog, :) & They say they are gonna fire us so i dont think ill be here anymore to slog. :( But this is neither official nor is it a big hit, and Im still writing this silly thing, cauz I want to write it!
The three coal-en (opposite of gold is coal) words.
I came across this interesting article. Read on.
There are two types of employee. One has a good idea of what they do, who they are and what position they play in the company. They are savvy. They know the score. They are under no delusions, and will no doubt leave for another job long before they are ever considered as cannon-fodder.
And then there’s the other kind. The guy who could get Gandhi to hate him. The woman who spends most of her day chatting on the phone to friends or doing online shopping. Or the nice chap in sales who is completely oblivious that the recent merger means his job is now obsolete. They all have Ostrich Syndrome. They couldn’t see a pink slip coming if it was 8ft tall and glowing in the dark, screaming “you’re fired!”
You want to avoid being in that 2nd category at all costs. So here is a a handy list. If you can answer yes to THREE or more of these questions, you may want to think about sprucing up your resume and dry-cleaning your best interview attire.
1 – Are you no longer in the loop about, well, anything?
2 - Did you recently screw up big-time?
3 – Are people avoiding you at all costs?
4 – Did your last performance review read like a train wreck?
5 – Has your company recently been sold or merged?
6 – Are you being given impossible jobs with no chance of success?
7 – Do you now have less responsibility than the intern?
8 – Has your office, cubicle or working space recently been down-sized?
9 – Do people whisper more, or does the conversation change as you approach?
10 – Did your recently receive a pay freeze or, worse still, a pay cut?
11 – Have you seen a job posting for your company that matches your job description?
12 – Does everyone hate you? I mean really dislike you with a passion?
13 – Have you recently been asked to take some time off?
14 – Are you noticing paper-trails between yourself and your superiors?
15 – Are you finding it almost impossible to get approval or ‘buy in’ on projects?
16 – Have you recently been asked to work on a “special project?”
17 – Are your successes and accomplishments being glossed over?
18 – Are you currently being ‘retrained’ or are taking coaching sessions?
19 – Has your immediate boss or mentor gone bye-bye?
20 – Have you recently been promoted to a position of less responsibility?
Remember, THREE or more and you’re more than likely heading for the unemployment line. Take a long hard look at your working life, and do something about it. After all, if you’re not good enough for them, then they’re not good enough for you.
I keep receiving these mails from MTV Rodies. So I thought ill as well visit their site. Found it interesting. The games are good.Try them here. But the best(est) part about the site is Devarishi's audition. You have to watch it. Its magical. Trust me whenever im in bad mood, I click on this link and watch his audition. It actually makes me feel better. "Common Ms. S! Your problem is nothing as compared to Devershi! He is like the biggets problem on earth - Live!!"
Cant belive it? Watch it here! Look for the video entiled - "Devershi in the house."
Enjoy!
Warning: Its your personal choice to watch this video, Ms S takes no gurantee or blame, whatsoever, for the loss of breath, heart attacks, nervous Breakdown or any other harm after watching it.
I was sent this link by my boss. And trust me this is funny! This is an article about Infosys and its cost cutting measures. Read on!
Cut that break
Business Standard / New Delhi February 11, 2009, 0:59 IST
Cutting costs are vital in these tough times, especially for an IT industry which is witnessing the brunt of the OECD recession. One of the many things IT major Infosys is doing is to encourage staffers not to stay on beyond 7 pm to complete project deadlines. So, staffers won’t be allowed to take a toilet break after 7 pm! To help them in this process, there will be no drinking water available after 4.30 pm, keeping in mind the fact that what goes in must go out. Infosys started implementing this new cost-cutting measure on Thursday, according to sources. It has also pasted advisories next to the elevators “encouraging” employees to take the stairs, “for better health”.
The article was abviously funny but more than that what amused me were the comments! Just read the selected few-
This is where your "source" will be pointing at his monitor and laughing. He must be thinking, "Finally someone dumb enough to believe the rubbish I feed them". With this, business-standard has comprehensively entered the elite ultra "sub-standard" group of media entities that lack the common sense to atleast verify the authenticity of such ridiculous news stories.
Please dont say that long live infoscions............... If you work in in any IT farm(One of the most idotic farm I have ever seen) you cant live long.You life span will be cut short by your stupid managers
Sorry, have left some other hilarious comments. Its more fun if you go and read it yourselfHERE.
Hey all Roadies fans! This one is for you. This is Ashutosh's participant's form. Then they say show attitude and english and all that! Bakwaas! The funda is to be YOURSELF!
Yes I know I have been posting a lot about Men and Women but it does not mean that im a feminist or something (thats my sister! I love you behna). But you know I like being a lady (im still not a women! They say 0.1 - 15 yrs girl, 15 - 30 yrs lady and 30 and more yrs is a woman), so i publish post that give me a high! Like this one. Read on!
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their Family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves."
The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great Length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "R s 50,000 for a male brain, and R s 200 for a Female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding Eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to Control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used, the male Brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new"
Okay here are few words that females use and how they use it! (I really pity men sometimes...)
1. Whatever! Men: What should we have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why dont we have mexican ? Women: No not mexican , the last time i got pimples in my face Men: Alright, why dont we have Si Chuan cuisine Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, today too ? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea Men: Then what do you suggest? Women : Whatever.. 2. Anything
Men: So what should we do now? Women: Anything Men: How about watching a movie? Its been a long time Women: Watching movie is no t good, its a waste of time Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises? Women: Exercise on such a hot day? Men: Then find a cafe' and have a drink Women: I am off caffeine Men: Then what do you suggest? Women: Anything 3.You decide
Men: Then do we just go home Women: You decide Men: Lets take the bus, I will accompany you Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Men: Ok we will take a Taxi Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance Men: Alright, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather Women: I am hungry, can't walk! Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide Men: Let's have dinner first Women: Whatever... Men: Eat what? Women: Anything...
Hee hee! I love being a women! Its so good irritating men no!
I have three comic strips for you people. You have two options. See and Smile or See and Laugh! I would prefer the second one. Keep smiling! :)
I already have a post on dedication. But that was a video. This post is a "See and Laugh" post thata comic strip. Its good that some people are so dedicated to their work.. and if they dont get it they take different routes! See it for yourself!
This one is for Boys and Im sure they woud say " how true" after seeing it!
How could I miss on recession? Here is for all those who are seeing the consequences of the same!
Ok Now everybody (almost) is scared of going to a dentist. Look here what happened to a firang child who has just come back from a dentist and is half uncoscious because of the effect of the medicine. He reaches the other world...!Have a look here!
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$, In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. Your$$incerely, Norman$odhi
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: Dear NOrman, I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean. Yours truly, Manager 8-)
Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent... I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home, I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today India lost the cricket match against Pakistan. DAMN IT.
NOW that's called… Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!! ;)
They have blocked blogger in my office! Its so sad. I am not able to update it on a regular basis. But dont worry! Ill make my own way! Keep watching! :)
Im very fond of creating ads. I keep doing something, JLT, to vent my creativity (hee hee). I recently created two ads for the interest of the public.
We all know drinking and driving is not a very risky habit for you, other people and ofcourse your vehicle. But there can be other aspects to it. This ad is created keeping in mind yet another harm you might have to undergo while you drink and drive...
The second ad is simple and crisp. The idea is not originally mine but is taken from a source (I wont tell you that!). I quite liked it as its only playing with words and layout and says it all. No visual nothing. Merely a word everyone is scared of...
BTW, these are copy righted. Please take my permission before stealing the idea. :)
February is the month of love and everyone who is madly in love waits for the 14th, cauz you get yet another chance to express your love through flowers, gifts, hugs, kisses and chocolates! The week comes packed with various days starting a week back and goes on to the week ahead. Here is the list of days in the Valentine's weeks -
7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Fav meal Day (They say its Teddy day, but I prefer eating our favorite meal together) 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Hug Day 13 Feb Kiss Day 14 Feb VALENTINE’S DAY 15 Feb Slap Day 16 Feb Kick Day 17 Feb Movie Day 18 Feb Flirting Day 19 Feb Confession Day 20 Feb Missing Day 21 Feb Break Up
Get ready and charge yourself to celebrate the most beautiful relationship in the world.. Love! Let your loved ones know that you feel for them. Wish your mom, your dad, your siblings, your cousins, chaha chachi, mama mami, dada dadi and ofcourse the [current ;)] love of your life.
Even I caught the fever. Have made a 4 liner on love. Thought I'll share it here-
When you'll walk ahead from me with flashing pace of the life-cart,
You'll leave behind our memories together, both good n bad, and from the start..
I might forget those moments but I wont forget you sweetheart,
'cauz I love you.. and I love you more than those sweet moments in my heart.. :)
Ok now this is a serious matter. Our cows are in danger!! Well if we believe what India TV had to say recently in another of its "Breaking News" we all should be worried about our national animal cow, cauz Aliens - people from other planets come to Earth to drink milk! Ha ha ha ha! "Bhaiya zara 2 kilo doodh.. I mean gaye dena!" ;)
I really love this channel for their effort in raising this serious issue and warning us to save our cows. Thank you India TV! You have done so good to India.
To add to the collection, here are two more creative ads from Amul. This time its on the movies - Rab ne Bana di Jodi and Ghajini. They may hate each other and write doggy stuff about each other on their blogs! but here they are together, in my blog! Say thanks to S! My Pleasure!
Its Tuesday and @ 5pm when sitting in my workstation,
I looked at my watch, I thought just 1 more hour to go and Ill be free
The thought excites me but not as much as it does on a Friday…
But I still I feel happy and write this silly thing, cauz I want to write it…
I was just thinking that now that I have started my blog, there should be things that make it a good read. My mind kept coming up with weird ideas. Finally I came up with something at least I would like to post everyday want to share few and why I rejected those. 1. Write book reviews! - For that Ill have to keep reading many many books. Rejected. 2. Write Bollywood Masala and gossips - too common on blogs! Rejected. 3. Write latest Political updates - If they read what I write, they will do my encounter. Rejected. 4. Put Beautiful Natural Pictures - Boring. Rejected. 5. Write my feelings and emotions - I dont think anybosy else, except me would be interested. Rejected. 6. Write my daily routine in detail - Will take lot of time.Rejected. 7. Put in pictures of cockroach (yes that did come to my mind). Eeeuu.... Rejected. 8. Write something interesting that I did today. umm.... well...... ok..... done. Accepted.
So from today onwards, I will write say about 5 lines on something interesting that I did in the day and if i dont get anything interesting to write i will write something JLT! hee hee! At least it will add to my archive of daily activities for my own future reference.So my next post is on what I did today. Have not really thought about that as yet. Anyways enjoy reading!
Google has launched Offline Gmail that enables Gmail users to read and compose messages even if they do not have an active internet connection. The messages sent while offline would be placed in the Outbox and automatically sent the next time you connect to internet. This is a feature under Google labs and is still in beta.
This is same as using Gmail on mobile. Once you have downloaded Gmail on your mobile phone, you can read and compose msges in your mobile phone without the internet connection. Its like the Outlook of your PC. It stores the received or already downloaded messages in your system - PC, Mobile whatever. Though the drafts saved on mobile are not available when you log in via your PC. Its only available in your mobile. :(
To use offline Gmail feature, one needs to click Settings and click the Labs tab; then select Enable next to Offline Gmail and finally click Save Changes. After the browser reloads, a new ‘Offline0.1’ link would be visible in the upper right hand corner of the Gmail page. On clicking this link the offline set up process will get started. This will download all the mails till date in your Gmail inbox (including sent and trash). Then when you click on Gmail icon on your desktop, your Gmail inbox will open in your PC. However this requires Google Gears on your system which it will detect automatically and ask you to install.
All said and done, Gmail is introducing great features, specially in labs. The recently launched themes are a big hit. There was a time when personal Email Id meant hotmail or Yahoo ID but now its Gmail! "Can I have your Gmail Id please...?" is the question I get to hear when my outlook cant receive a file more than 4 MB. So if you don’t have a Gmail ID dont remain alien to the world of emailing and more, go get one!
